"I'm more of a man you'll ever be, and more of a woman you'll ever get." -Angel from RENT

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via lolsofunny)

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15 minutes ago
laugh-addict:

Second semester senior attitude
every semester attitude. let’s be honest

My attitude since pre-k

laugh-addict:

Second semester senior attitude

every semester attitude. let’s be honest

My attitude since pre-k

(Source: whataknocker, via lolsofunny)

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Posted
16 minutes ago
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via lolsofunny)

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17 minutes ago

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

(via dutchster)

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20 minutes ago
shitshilarious:

i feel like a brisk walk to the destination would have been just as effective

shitshilarious:

i feel like a brisk walk to the destination would have been just as effective

(Source: powerrangersvintage)

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Posted
21 minutes ago
teacher:do you understand now?
me:yeah, totally
teacher:walks away
me:the fuck did she just say
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18 hours ago

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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Posted
18 hours ago
babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"
"yes"

babylonian:

aerostarmonk:

One time Matt Damon guest starred on Arthur and he looked horrifying.

"so should we draw Matt as a human or as an aardvark?"

"yes"

(via mrfrodomrfrodo)

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18 hours ago